Did you know, Munich’s annual Oktoberfest will generate an estimated $1.5 billion in revenue? That might be the case, but do they have the sense of humor the Americans do?
If you’re planning your Oktoberfest celebrations then you’re going to need some excellent beer jokes to bust out with your drink. Keep reading to learn six great beer jokes that will make you the funniest person in the room this Oktoberfest.
1. One for the Ladies
Whether you’re trying to impress a young lady, or you’re a group of ladies yourselves just laughing at the ineptitude of men, you could do a lot worse than this self-deprecating one-liner.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
2. Hearing Things
You’ll need a captive audience if you’re going to get through this one, but the punch line at the end is definitely worth the wait.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. As the bartender pours the drink, the bowl of peanuts suddenly exclaims, “An excellent choice on the beer! A really fantastic decision.”
Thinking he is hearing things, the man heads to the bathroom to splash his face.
On his way there, the jukebox yells at him, “A beer? Horrible choice. The only thing worse than a beer is that ridiculous excuse for a shirt you’re wearing.”
Startled, the man rushes into the bathroom to wash his face with cold water. When he’s done, he returns to the bar.
As the bartender brings back his beer, the man says to him, “I think I’m going crazy. I thought I heard the peanuts calling out praise, but then the jukebox shouted abuse at me. Did I imagine that?”
The bartender shook his head. “No, sir. My apologies. The peanuts are complimentary, but the jukebox is out of order.”
3. Math Can Be Fun
A high-brow joke for the intellectuals out there. Math wizards will get this one in a heartbeat.
I put root beer in a square glass
Now I just have beer.
4. Short & Sweet
Who doesn’t love a good one-liner? This one is short, simply and great to throw out there as an icebreaker while you’re enjoying a beer at Oktoberfest.
How does a Jewish person make beer?
5. Dr. Who Ordered These Beer Jokes?
This might be one to wheel out before the drinking gets too intense. While it’s a nice short one, it still requires a bit of thought.
And he orders a beer.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Who doesn’t love the Canadians? They’re polite, wildly apologetic and make excellent subjects for jokes. Take this snappy one-liner for instance.
What kind of beer does a Canadian drink while urinating?
An I pee ey!
Armed with these hilarious beer jokes, you’re sure to be the life of the party this Oktoberfest. Just remember to drink responsibly, leave the car at home, and only reveal the source of your great jokes once you’ve told them yourself.
Your secret’s safe with us.